Snap out of it, Bella! Are you a method actor, or just a dud?

Dear Kristen Stewart,

You are the worst.  Could you BE any more sulky or fidgety?  Can you not crack just a little bit of a smile, if only for Oscar?  And while we're on the subject, must you cough into Taylor Lautner's face, mid sentence, without covering your effing mouth?  Taylor is only eighteen, and he still pulled it together enough to be poised and dashing! 

Listen girl, you're living the dream.  Suck it up and smile.

Love,

The Odd Broad  xoxo

PS: R-Pat, what are you thinking?  How could you fall for such a pill?  (Call me.)

Comments

[Sissy]

Kristen Stewart sucks! If she doesn't want to be a movie star, then she should probably stop making movies.

P.S. RPatz...call me.

[Danielle]

I saw her on the Oscars on Sunday- the girl has worse posture than I do and I have scoliosis. Come on.

[the odd broad]

I know! What is wrong with that girl? My friend Jamie thinks she's a cokehead. At least that would be a valid excuse- I'd almost prefer it, I think!