I've spent the past nine days eating everything but meat. Beans, lentils, vegetables, fruit, whole grains...Holy Fiber!
Veggie burgers. Who knew? I didn't.
My sister informs me my boycott of veg and dairy is downright "obnoxious." But I've never felt better. And without all that milk and cheese, my muffin top is performing a mysterious disappearing act.
So are my rolls of toilet paper.