Tom Brady, New England's sweet little darling, has finally tied the knot. In light of this, Tom and his bride Giselle have been gracing the covers of many a Beantown newspaper.
Now, I've given my thoughts on this Brazilian bombshell before, and I'll give them again. SHE'S TOO DAMN SEXY. It's just not amicable to be that sexy. Her sexiness should come with a warning label!
Last week, a male coworker of mine was perusing the Boston Herald when he expressed a certain nonchalance towards the new Mrs. Brady. When pressed, he revealed that he believes Giselle's looks are simply okay: "Tom could have his choice of any lady, and he picked...her?"
What the?! What was that??!!
And Reader, as surreal as it may sound, I then found myself defending, of all people, Giselle.
"How can you not think she's drop dead gorgeous? I mean, look at her! That face! That bod! I hate her guts!"
But my friend would not concur. I even Googled her to further my standpoint, but he only scrunched up his nose and shook his head.
Dear Reader, I have met the male whom Giselle just doesn't do it for. Let us bottle him and preserve him for science.
He probably just tells himself she's ugly because he knows under no circumstances in this life would he ever be able to attain Giselle. No offense...
Posted by: Sissy | March 10, 2009 at 08:07 AM
It's really not like that. Giselle just doesn't do it for him. I suppose you just had to be there...
Posted by: the odd broad | March 12, 2009 at 09:30 PM