I was perusing a mail order catalog the other day and came across a product most disturbing. (Well, maybe not the most, but it's certainly a contender.)
Yes, that's right, a toilet for Fido, and a fish bowl for Kitty! Now it's easy to encourage your pets to drink from the can and terrorize small fish!
I'm not sure this is responsible pet parenting. It's pretty much the equivalent of buying your child candy cigarettes to munch on, is it not? Although I suppose I ate plenty of those as a child and never took up smoking, but still. Now that I think of it, I also used to dip my french fries in ketchup and pretend I was smoking them. And do you remember those bubble gum cigarettes that actually puffed powder? Now that's what I call whimsical, folks. What would childhood be without wildly inappropriate candy?
But I digress.
In closing, I will leave you to ponder this: it's all fun and games until someone loses a goldfish. Or Fido swallows your poo.
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